Friday, February 5, 2010

Cabin Fever

It started snowing about five hours ago, and I am already experiencing the early symptoms of cabin fever.

I can't help but think about all things we could be doing if it weren't snowing. And somehow our weekly trip to Target is something I just can't live without. The walls are closing in on me. There is no way there is enough in the house to keep me entertained. Ahhh!

To make matters worse, our laptop is refusing to start. Well, it starts. I get through the "Dell" screen, but no Windows. Instead, a screen pops up telling me I must undock my computer because there isn't sufficient power to run while docked. WE DON'T EVEN OWN A DOCKING STATION! I have unplugged it, restarted it, taken out the battery, googled the error message. Nothing has worked.

So I am using Craig's laptop for now.

It is still snowing.

Thank god for Gilmore Girl reruns and Redhook.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Update: Eye for an Eye

Hello, shampoo.

Craig got his hair cut today. I went five days without washing mine. I just used the biggest glob of shampoo I could fit in my palm.

You might say gross. I say, mission accomplished!

We love mail!

If I brought you into our house blindfolded, you might guess you're in the home of 70 year old retirees. We love mail, at 7pm we're watching Wheel of Fortune, and we're big fans of going out for breakfast.

Last week I received a note card in the mail from one of my best friends in New Hampshire. The note was so heartfelt. Her thoughtfulness made we smile and tear up at the same time. It is now in my nightstand. I would say it is an exclusive knick knack drawer. I keep a candy wrapper from our honeymoon in Paris, a necklace my Memere once owned, and now a very sweet note from a very good friend. All things I like to keep close by and glance at every night when I take my nighttime vitamins. Yes, I take vitamins. I told you we live like senior citizens!

Yesterday we received a fun Valentine's Day package from my mother and her fiance--a box of chocolates, fun socks (for me), and a card game. Craig tried to challenge me last night to see if we could finish the chocolates in one night. Haha. Nice try Craig. We each had two chocolates, and we'll probably have two more tonight.

When it rains it pours... We just got another surprise in mail today! Holy moly, all this mail is spoiling us! A wedding present from friends in New Hampshire came via UPS. Yay! Craig and I eloped last July. And we have been pleasantly surprised by the wonderful gifts and cards we've received in the mail since.

The gift we received today came in a very large box. So big I had some trouble getting it in the door! Inside was a very fancy toaster oven. It certainly puts our two slot toaster to shame. And there is more! Our generous friends also got us a knife block complete with a selection of different knives. Each time we chop a apple, make a salad, or dice potatoes, we will think of them!

Now it's time to get our mail and cards together!

Still on the hunt

We are still looking for our five-year dream house. At this point I think we are both getting a little anxious. Okay, I am very anxious to get out of this craptastic apartment.

There has been nothing new on the market for days. About a month ago we'd see about three to five new houses a week. The last time a house was new to the market was last week, and it was ONE measly house. It has no backyard. The rooms are tiny. So disappointing.

And we know we won't be seeing any new houses for another week. A huge storm is in the forecast for this weekend. People in the mid-Atlantic aren't the most motivated people I've met. Give them a reason to stay home and do absolutely nothing, and they'll take it. So the chances that anyone will use the opportunity to take photos of their home to put it up for sale are slim to none.

Someone please sell us your large two bedroom, with ample closet space, a large livingroom, and small backyard!!! Please!!!!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

An eye for an eye

I am not too picky about what Craig wears. Yeah sometimes I'll tell him a shirt has to be ironed before we leave the house, but that is about the extent of my prodding.

So I was really surprised when about a month ago his appearance actually hit a nerve. HE NEEDS TO GET HIS HAIR CUT. I asked him about it a few weeks ago. My kind suggestion turned into pleading last week. This week I am threatening.

I have vowed to not wash my hair until he gets his cut. I usually wash my hair every other day, so this is not a huge deal. And I actually hate washing and blow drying my hair. That said, my hair last saw shampoo on Saturday night.

I have plenty of tricks to keep it from repulsing the real world--headbands, hats, ponytails.

I will keep you updated on this rather gross, but hopefully effective, experiment.

Winter Blues

Winter blows. I really hate it. The layers. The snow. The colds. And just about this time of year I have about had it. I want to lay on the ground, kick, scream, and pound my fists until someone shows me proof that the first crocus has arrived.

So what can we do? We're sick of our winter clothes. We've bought up all the long cardigans in Banana Republic. It is too cold to buy the spring clothes. And money is a little tight after holiday and post-holiday shopping. What do we do.... We buy more stuff!

Scarves ladies! It is time to switch out that drab black scarf for something fun. I would opt for a pattern. You can wear it with different color jackets and then pair it with that great long cardigan in the spring. The scarf on the left is from The Limited. You could definitely wear it with your black wool coat now. And in the spring, wear it with a gray cardigan and white tank, a white button-up, or a pretty purple blouse. Yay!

Just think of the difference such a small change can make. Instead of wrapping around your heavy wool scarf in the morning, (and you have to admit it's starting to smell a tad bit funky), you'll have something fun (and clean) to brighten your mood.

So send your scarf to the dry cleaners, and stash it away till next year! Move over winter, spring is on its way!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Birthday shots

My New Hampshire visitor and I braved the storm on Saturday night, and headed out to 8th Street for drinks with some DC friends.

We got a great spot at the bar. The bartender whipped us up some rather interesting drinks. We had a Birthday Cake shot to celebrate my NH friend's birthday. So yummy! And the bartender whipped up the birthday girl a few interesting cocktails and drinks. I tasted a few of them. The gin martini was to die for, and I'm a vodka martini girl. The Bloody Mary was spicy and mixed to perfection. And from 9pm to 3am (I have not stayed out till 3 in forever), we gossiped and laughed, and had a really great time.

Unfortunately, another person's misery was our main entertainment for the night. A very, very drunk girl was VERY unhappy with her boyfriend. They sat just a few stools down from us, and it was a train wreck you couldn't help but watch. She was crying and yelling. We found out from the bartender she was very upset with her boyfriend's beard, and insisted he shave it. He, of course, said hells no. The poor girl couldn't even stand up. We later found out she had something like three shots and six drinks. He had just about the same.

I got to thinking about this poor girl on Sunday. How the heck did she get to that point? I mean, I have been in situations I am not too proud of either. Someone really should have told me that a mojito is more like a shot and less like a small stoli raspberry and sprite. I was young though. This girl was not young...

So here are a few things, I think, every woman should be armed with.

1. Know that you can not drink more than or as much as your male counterpart. We are smaller than men, and we metabolize alcohol different than men. And while you might think you're pretty cool going drink for drink with that guy you are crushing on, think again. Before you know it you'll be the "drunk girl". Not cool.

2. Go to bed before getting in a big argument or confessing how much (you think) you love someone. Chances are that "thing" that you must get off your chest will burn no more because you'll have passed out minutes after your head hits the pillow. If you still feel the same way the next day, have the conversation over a late breakfast. The breakfast will make your aching stomach feel better and you'll be taken more seriously.

3. Arm yourself with good girlfriends. If they are not out with you, use your dang bberry and consult them!

4. Facial hair is nothing to cry about.

I wonder what happened to our drunk girl. I really hope she was able to patch things up with the boy. I am guessing that she swore off alcohol for a week, but will be right back on that stool come Thursday. ;)

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Fun, Feminine Lea Michele

Let's face it, looking young and fun has become synonymous with trashy. Lea Michele has done a terrific job at keeping her look fun and age appropriate without looking like a tramp.

I can't wait to see her next red carpet ensemble!

Lady Gag Gag at the Grammys

Oh my lord Britney. I know maybe one other person (my age) who adores you as much as I do. And we have been defending you to everyone we know for YEARS. I have no idea how I can defend this though:

Oh me, oh my. Her skin and hair look great, but that dress!!!! Is it a dress? Maybe she was hanging out with the kids by the pool and threw a little something-something on top of her swimsuit?