Oscar Red Carpet - Yeah, You Looked Like a Weirdo

I am not going to belabored this. I feel bad, I really do. For one, I will never own a dress that is red carpet worthy, so who am I to talk? Two, these ladies spent a ton of time getting ready. So I do feel guilty about all of this.

But, here you go. My top three worst dressed:

Charlize Theron in Dior
Lilac disaster. This was a watered down Gaga dress. The color was not flattering. The gathered fabric on her chest was ugly and odd.

Zoe Saldana in Riccardo Tisci
The top of her dress was pretty. That was about it.

The bottom half was all kinds of messy. The slit, the ruffles, the FOUR shades of purple were all wrong.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten
The dress was pretty, just not for the red carpet. Maybe a movie premiere or charity event? Like I said in my earlier post, this dress looked as though it was pulled off a rack at Express.

Maggie, as a nominee, should have, could have, worn a dress that made a statement. At least she looked pretty and not as disastrous as some of the other ladies.