New Hampshire Avenue

Tarte Cheek Stain

2011-02-04T11:55:00.004-05:00

This fall I went on a mission looking for better cheek color. Holiday parties were taking over my calendar, and I needed something that was as easy as it was fabulous.

So I ventured out to Sephora in Georgetown. Have I told you how much I love Sephora? I honestly don't know how I ever lived without it. The best thing about it--you can try on the makeup before you purchase it. I love walking out knowing I will love and use every last bit of the product I've purchased.

The awesome salesperson listened to what I was looking for: a color that was natural, but popped like I was blushing. I basically wanted to look as though I was meeting Mike Lowell or Taylor Lautner. She knew immediately what I needed, Tarte Cheek Stain.

Tarte Cheek Stain is a gel based stick. So it's very blend-able and hydrating for cold weather months. It's oil free though, so no need to worry about clogged pores.

I apply the stain from the tube with a little dab, dab motion, then blend the edges. The color is beautiful, and the gel formulation really makes the color pop. No powdery-grandma look with this cheek color.

The color I wanted wasn't in stock. So the lady helping me wrote down the color so I could purchase it online. The store even provided me with a free shipping code. Awesome! I guess this is standard practice for Sephora when they don't have a product in stick. yet, another reason to love Sephora!

Watch and SMILE!

2011-02-01T12:14:00.002-05:00

This is way too cute. I am sure some of you may have seen it already, but I think it's worth watching again. Watching it makes me smile, and who doesn't like to smile!?

My Skin WAS Sooo Freakin Dry

2011-01-31T15:22:00.002-05:00

I am a lotionholic. I apply it religiously every day after I shower. Even so, my skin started getting really dry this winter. It seemed as though there was nothing I could do. I tried applying lotion throughout the day. I even tried gel body oil! It didn't work, and it was gross.

Well, the other week in my Bella's Mittens knitting class a classmate our teacher complained about her really dry hands. A classmate told her to use Aquaphor. She worked for a dermatologist. Apparently, dermatologists recommend Aquaphor all the time to their patients.

Well, I purchased Eucerin, which a lighter version of Aquaphor (same company, different formulations). I have to say I have been pleasantly surprised. I was a bit skeptical at first. Even Eucerin is really thick. It does take some work to really spread it around. It absorbs though, and isn't at all greasy.

The best part, my skin isn't at all dry! Eucerin worked right away. Hip, hip, hooray!

TV Shows

2011-01-27T21:05:00.003-05:00

Last night I fell asleep watching American Idol.

If Blair and Dan get together on Gossip Girl, I might just puke everywhere. I can't stand Dan. He needs to grow up. His whiny little boy attitude has got to go.

Life Unexpected has been canceled. I really thought they had an interesting story line going. I guess I was the only one!

I am happy to see that a former QB for the Dillon Panthers pursued a career in medicine rather than what would have likely been a short career in football. Matt Saracen left Dillon, left art school, and has moved to the tropics to be a doctor on Off the Map. (He is adorable, ain't he?!)

Pretty excited about the return of Who Do You Think You Are. The show will be airing on NBC Friday nights again. So set your dvr!

The Good Wife should be called The Great Wife, because this show has exceeded expectations.

Glee should try to run an episode more than once a month. Just sayin...

Jersey Shore is going to Italy. I wonder if they'll class it up with boxes of wine. Ha! Not really all that funny, but we can't all be as funny as Pauly D. and Snookie Those kids are hilarious.

For My Sister

2011-01-25T12:57:00.003-05:00

My sister requested that I write more for NH Avenue. I think this will be my third post for the day. I hope she's pleased.

Last weekend I saw the Celtics play the Wizards. A majority of people at the game were Celtics fans. Go Boston. The Wizards, like most Washington teams, suck. They are really bad. Yet, much to my surprise, and I am guessing even the surprise of Wizard's fans, they were able win the game by two freakin points.

If that wasn't bad enough, I also had an entire order of chicken tenders with every condiment known to man dumped on my head at the game. Yup. Yet another reminder why I never sit in the 400 level--drunk college kids have the coordination of a two year old on cold medicine.

Pumpkin Muffins

2011-01-25T12:47:00.001-05:00

I posted this recipe on Facebook a year or so ago. I am making them today, and thought, why not share this gem with my friends at NH Avenue? Here is the recipe for the best low-fat pumpkin muffins, copied and pasted straight from my Facebook page. :)
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This is too good to be true. I am waiting for someone to show up at my front door and demand my first born. Good thing I got this recipe from a friend who has two children. (I don't think she is in need of any others--not right now, anyway!)

Low-fat Pumpkin Muffins with Chocolate Chips

1 box yellow cake mix
1 can of pumpkin
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon clove
1 cup chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 350.

Mix ingredients together. (I would recommend blending the dry ingredients together first, but it is not necessary.)

Spoon batter into greased or papered muffin pan. Bake for about 25 minutes.

The recipe yeilds 12 muffins.

I've Learned to Knit

2011-01-25T12:28:00.002-05:00

One of the activities taking up my time (and reasons why I haven't posted) is knitting. I learned to knit in November. Now I'm cranking out mittens, baby sweaters, and half mitts like I've been knitting for years.

I know what you're thinking, I've turned into a nerdy, old lady. This is sooooo not the case though. I knit really cool things, like Bella's mittens. That is, Bella from Twilight. The mittens are really cool, and someday I'll get the energy to take a picture of my Bella's mittens, but in the meantime here's a pic of the mittens. Those are some pretty cool mittens, right?!

Speak Now

2011-01-25T11:34:00.004-05:00

I've been obsessed with Taylor Swift's new cd. I listen to it whenever I'm driving and I think I have just about the entire cd on my Blackberry.

If you haven't listened to the cd (shame on you), there's a little something you need to know, just about every song is about a guy Taylor either dated or has a crush on. I've gone through and counted,11 of the 14 songs on Speak Now are about boys.

Taylor Lautner - Back to December. This is my favorite song. I love singing, "this me swallowing my pride, standing in front of you, saying I'm sorry for that niiiiighttttt....". Ugh, such a great song.

John Mayer aka scum bag loser - Dear John

That Jonas boy - He and his gf are featured in at least two songs.

Boy that sings that Fireflies song - Enchanted. Also, a fun song to sing. "This was the very first page. Not where the story line ends. My thoughts will echo your name until I see you again. These are the words I held back, as I was leaving too soon." Oh, my gosh what are the words she was holding back?! Guess you'll have to listen to the song to find out.

She sings about a guy friend who is marrying a girl, who Taylor thinks he shouldn't marry in Speak Now.

That's a whole lotta boy trouble for a girl who just turned 21. By that point in my life I had about two meaningful relationships. Maybe I'm just not as cool as Taylor...

Here's the video for Back to December. Hope you enjoy the song and the interesting emo boy. (If I had to guess what's in the bag, TS packed up some old Polaroid pictures they took together and some records he left at her place.)

I Have Secrets to Tell!!!

2010-11-15T08:55:00.002-05:00

1. I finally tried CND Shellac polish. It is wonderful. It has been on my nails for a week and a half now, and there's not a single chip!

Unfortunately, you can't buy the polish and apply it yourself. You have to get the polish applied at a salon. There's a funky UV light they use to cure the layers. If you go to the CND website you can find a local salon that has Shellac polish.

The polish is perfect for the holidays. Your nails will look great through all your holiday parties, and you'll save time on having to apply and reapply polish every few days.

2. On my last trip to New Hampshire my wonderful girlfriends shared with me a yummy new drink-pumpkin beer with a shot of vanilla vodka. The drink is delicious. They call it the "pumpkin pie".

Leave it to New Hampshire to come up with a way to increase the alcoholic content of a drink. ;)

It's the Holiday Season.

2010-11-14T11:52:00.003-05:00

It was brought to my attention yesterday that Thanksgiving is less than two weeks away. I was fairly certain I still had a month to get ready for our guests coming into town. I was wrong.

So now I have to plan menus, buy all this food, and prepare to plant myself in the kitchen for five days while family is in town. Yayy!!!! :|

Having a few drinks to take the edge off will be necessary, of course. I could easily do Bailey's in my coffee in the morning and wine with meals all week, but having the same drinks could draw attention to my coping strategy. I don't plan to get drunk. Two glasses of wine with a meal is of course absolutely fine. I still think it would be prudent to be a little less obvious though.

My solution: Divert their attention away from the alcohol.

You know how parents get their children to do chores by diverting their attention away from the fact they are doing work by making the chore a game? I plan to make this trick work for me this Thanksgiving.

People love visiting the city and trying new stuff, "city" stuff. Why not try new drinks? A friend recently told me about a new cocktail that sounds yummy. So we'll try that. I can also make mulled wine, which will be different since it's not something you have everyday. Then for a few nights we'll just have vino from the bottle and maybe some good old fashion beer with pizza. No one will ever even notice that we're drinking our way through the holiday. They'll just be thinking about all the new experiences they've had and how creative their charming and witty host is.

Problem solved. CHEERS!!!!

I've Got a Problem

2010-10-07T14:43:00.004-04:00

So at my last haircut, my dear stylist sits me down and asks the usual question, what are we doing with your hair today?

I tell her, I love the layers she does, BUT I don't want the top layer all that short. That really she doesn't have to touch it, because I like the length it is now.

One hour later.

My hair looks good and feels good, but wait, no, she cut a really short layer again!

Now I'm sort of pissed. When I try to pull my hair back, I get this top chunk of hair that is just too short and won't stay in a hair tie.

I figure it's going to take another eight weeks to grow this misfit piece of hair out. That's eight weeks too long. So in an effort to make my hair grow faster I decided to take pre-natal vitamins. I had some in my nightstand from our two failed pregnancies. I remembered how long my nails and hair got when I took them. So what the heck, it can't hurt to give them a try!

A Challenge

2010-10-06T12:12:00.002-04:00

Yesterday, I got a little wild. Instead of wearing my hair down or in a ponytail (I know, bor-ing), I wore my hair braided and tied back. Let me tell you, it caused quite a stir. Not quite Page Six worthy, but nevertheless, my effort was noticed.

I braided my hair in two reserve french braids. Then took the bottom of braids and wrapped them into a low bun.

So tomorrow morning, I challenge you to wear your hair differently. It doesn't have to be anything complicated. You could wear a headband or part your hair differently, but you have to try something different.

Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite!

Shopping for a Good Cause

2010-10-04T12:16:00.005-04:00

School is in session, and that means the campaigns to raise money for cheerleading, the travel soccer team, and the school library are in full swing.

A friend just posted on Facebook that his son is selling popcorn for his Boy Scout troop. Did you know you can now purchase the FAMOUS Boy Scout microwave popcorn online? Amazing! So now I can support the Boy Scout troop in Hopkinton, New Hampshire right here in DC.

Girl Scout cookies are the obvious favorite. We buy about two cases. Yes, it is a little much. They make great gifts though, and they freeze well. And if we're ever invited over for an impromptu gathering at a friend's house, we'll grab a bottle of red wine and a box of cookies. The cookies are fun and unexpected. I don't know anyone who doesn't crack a smile when presented a box of Thin Mints.

So when you're thinking about what to put in gift baskets for Christmas or a hostess gift, look no further than your best friend's eight year old son or daughter.

And to all those parents trying to figure out just who to hit-up for yet another fundraiser, go to your friends without kids! Yes, those of us without kids are often overlooked. I'm speaking for myself (and Craig), but we enjoy your children and love helping out a good cause!

Welcome to Hamilton House

2010-09-29T12:51:00.009-04:00

This week on Gossip Girl, S and B continued to climb up the social ladder by joining the ranks of the uber exclusive Hamilton House. Of course, the ceremonial "key" to Hamilton House was purchased at the most fabulous hardware store on 5th Avenue-Tiffany & Co.

I have coveted the Tiffany keys for some time now. I think they'd be the perfect addition to so many outfits; and with so many different choices, you're sure to find a key that fits your personal style.

The Hamilton House key (Fleur de lis key) is available in store and online for $225.

I love the Vintage Oval key. This key is bit shorter than the key worn by S and B, a quarter inch shorter to be exact. So be sure to check out the length of each individual key. The shortest key is 1 inch and the longest is 2.5 inches. The keys are made in several different metals including: white gold, yellow gold, silver, and platinum. And for a little sparkle, you can choose from keys adorned with diamonds and gemstones.

Don't have a Tiffany & Co. store in your neighborhood? Shop the store online and enjoy free shipping for any orders over $300.

*Keys are best paired with a martini and your bestie. ;)

A Transitional Piece

2010-09-27T10:56:00.005-04:00

The weather is getting cooler, and out from your closet come your trusty pea coat and fleece. STOP!

Why do we do this to ourselves every, single, fall? We start wearing jackets just as soon as the temperature drops below 50, and by January we're bored and irritated with our cold weather garb. What we need are some great transitional pieces we can get excited about.

One great transitional (or transforming!) piece I am loving for fall is the faux fur vest. Vests can instantly change the look of an outfit and keep you warm on those brisk fall days. And faux fur is the latest and greatest trend! I am seeing fur vests, jackets, and even fur in boots and booties. Normally I wouldn't do "fake", but there's just no way I could wear rabbit or fox pelt. It gives me the creeps just thinking about it.

Here are some options:

From Juicy Couture, this shorter version sweetens the deal with a pretty bow. I would wear this with a white button down and jeans or a long sleeve dress and OTK boots. ($228, available at Piperlime.com)

On Zappos.com you can find several different versions of the faux fur vest, just type in "faux fur" in the search field. I love this Michael Kors vest in Tipped Fox. (Don't tell my husband, but I have this vest in my closet!)

The picture online does not do this vest justice. The coloring is really pretty and the lining is gorgeous. It's a little more casual than the Juicy Couture vest, which makes it more versatile. So you'll look super chic headed into the office, and turn heads while picking out the perfect pumpkin at the local orchard. ($13o, available at Zappos.com)

Maybe you want to try the trend, but you don't feel like shelling out a lot of cash. Then this cropped version by Old Navy is for you.

Wear it with a loose fitting blouse (I really like the one pictured) and skinny jeans or leggings for date night, or wear it over a super cool tee tucked into wide leg jeans with a funky belt and platform clogs and you'll be way too-cool-for-school. ($29.50, available at Old Navy and Old Navy.com)

A Hair Trick

2010-09-22T11:40:00.002-04:00

Do you straighten your hair with a hot iron? Did you know you can create loose waves/curls with it too?

It is really super easy. I am going to try my best to explain this very easy process. For starters, you will need to use a straightener with plates that are one inch or smaller.

Using a small section of hair, wrap the bottom three or so inches of your hair around one of the plates of your straightener. While loosely clamping the straightener down--you want just enough tension to keep the hair in and make the heat work, pull the section of hair down and through the straightener. Viola! You've got yourself a new, sexy do!

The concept is sort of difficult to narrate. So if my directions aren't great, experiment with the idea and your straightener. I'm sure you'll come up with a great method that works for you!

Gossip Girl

2010-09-14T17:33:00.007-04:00

The first episode of the season was last night, and the girls and boys did not disappoint!

Serena and Blair had on some great outfits. Blair traded in her signature headband for a tres chic hat. The whole mis-matchy, but goes together Parisian look looked great on S. I can not wait to see what these two are wearing next week.

Two major upsets--Lonely Boys baby drama and Chuck's "new" identity. First off, Lonely Boy, or should I say Loser Boy, is a complete idiot. You are really going to believe Milo (what a perfectly crunchy name) is your baby boy? Word of advice boys, if you didn't see the lady pull out a hair from your head or swab your mouth, get your own test done. What is heck is crazy Georgina up to now?

And Chuck really can't remember who he is, and his Am Ex cards weren't turned off? I am thinking that when you wake up and you talk like an American, you're not going to think you're European. And Chuck, get a new credit card company. By the looks of the preview, this story will develop more next weak, I mean week.

I love that Fashion's Night Out was incorporated. Also loved Lily's hair. It was pulled back an interesting woven bun.

One last thing: Katie Cassidy??? Why weren't we given more notice of this?

The First Step to a Great Fall

2010-09-13T10:27:00.000-04:00

The weather has been a little chilly in DC, cool enough to wear a sweater at night. We can't really dress for fall though when the daytime temps are still in the 80s! Yes, the weather is gorgeous!

I am dying to put on a pair of skinny jeans with OTK boots. I think I'll have to wait another month though. Until then, I plan on showing my fall spirit on my nails. Last week I took off the pale pink color from my last pedicure and put on a great taupe color from OPI I picked up last fall--You Don't Know Jacques.

Some other colors I am loving-- Chanel's Strong, Nicole by OPI's No Limits, and Essie's Sew Psyched.

Hello, Love

2010-09-09T12:03:00.004-04:00

I'm back!

So this summer was a little bit zany with the house and all. When I wasn't sweating (the ac was down for a week... in JULY!), I was swearing like a sailor. Installing a new faucet seemed like a relatively easy project, until all those things that are suppose to come apart, didn't.

September couldn't come soon enough, and I am finding all sorts of wonderful things to keep myself entertained--fall fashion, fall television, and fall beer. We've got a lot of ground to cover.

Let's start with television. A friend shared with me this great site, The Futon Critic. The site is like a virtual tv guide. I love the fact that you can easily see what's on during prime time. Fantastic!

I am looking forward to Gossip Girl, of course. The new season starts this Monday. I wonder what wonderful things Serena and Blair brought back from Paris! I'm very curious to see if Blair ditches the headbands. I sure hope not! I love headbands.

One show you will not see on Futon Critic, but is a must record, is Friday Night Lights! ABC Family is now airing old episodes of Friday Night Lights Monday through Friday at 6pm. If you have never seen an episode, you have to start watching now. I promise you will find it entertaining. Even if you don't love football, you'll fall in love with those southern accents and Coach and Principal Taylor-- the cutest couple on television!

Ba-nanas

2010-07-27T16:25:00.003-04:00

Rachel Zoe is back, and I couldn't be happier.

The first episode of Season 3 airs on Bravo at 10pm on Tuesday, August 3rd. Just in time to get ready for fall fashion.

If you didn't catch last season, I won't tell, just make sure you do your homework and catch up now! Check your local listings and dvr or Tivo every. single. episode. You will have the most ah-mazing weekend EVER. Not only is the fashion fabulous, Rachel and her team are OOC.

But wait, there's more, you must sign up for Rachel's emails. You can sign-up for the Zoe Report at website at www.rachelzoe.com. You won't regret it. Each day an email is sent re: something fabulous--shoes, clothes, makeup, etc. I love the "Parallel Universe", which shows a budget version of the $1,000 pair of shoes Rachel is currently in love with. Because let's get real, we can't all afford Prada!

Save at BR and Gap!

2010-07-27T08:18:00.002-04:00

Save today at bananarepublic.com and gap.com!

Today you can save 30% with the coupon code SAVE30 at checkout.

The House

2010-07-19T14:42:00.001-04:00

I just wrote about five paragraphs about the house.

Then I figured, anyone who really cared to hear about the nightmare we've been dealing with, probably already knows everything.

For those of you that don't know about what we've (and by we've, I mean I've) been dealing with, here's all you need to know:

The basement flooded.

We don't have ac.

And I am not fond of the previous owners or their realtor.

Summer Television

2010-06-26T01:40:00.003-04:00

The Life of an American Pregnant Secret Teenager, whatever the heck it's called, is absolutely horrible. How this show is on its third season is beyond me.

Have you ever watched it? Nope. Okay, here's the gist--kids and parents are obsessed with sex. That's it! The kids and parents are talking about sex, having sex, having babies. It is really quite annoying. Never in my life have I encountered a group of people so obsessed with the act of sex.

Way to go ABC Family, if kids weren't thinking about sex, they are now. And since most of the characters are having sex, I'm guessing your audience will probably follow suit. F-

Pretty Little Liars, not so bad. At points the show gets cheesy. And at times it does seem as though the creator's cribbed from the concept of Gossip Girl a little too much. The texts the girls receive from their dead/undead bff for instance. I was just waiting for the xoxo.

The mystery of just who and how these messages are being sent is somewhat entertaining though. B

Rookie Blue started this week and is not half bad. Sort of like Grey's with cops. B+

And Boston Med, was pretty good. All doctors are different, and I found the personalities of each really interesting. I also found watching them interact with each other was interesting. A-

The Clock Starts Monday

2010-06-26T01:19:00.004-04:00

The house should be ready to move into on Monday. This means I start the clock on the Five Year Plan. The Five Year Plan is simply this, in five years I will be living in New England. Notice I didn't stipulate New Hampshire. I would be happy living in Massachusetts or Maine, not Vermont though. Nope, I don't want to live there. New Hampshire really would be best though-no income or sales tax!

Now, don't get me wrong, I am very excited about the new house. There will be more space and an outdoor area to hangout in. No more dealing with the freakin jerk of a landlord! I am very happy and very grateful to be moving into the house.

In five years though, I want to be living in New England. I want the lakes and ocean in the summer, pumpkin beer and foliage in the fall, and flippin plowed streets in the winter. I don't think these are unreasonable requests. Unfortunately, you ain't gonna find them in DC!

1,827 days to go.

The First Day of Summer and Fall Fashion

2010-06-21T12:30:00.007-04:00

It is in the 90s. Usually I'd be jumping for joy, but not now. I'm cranky as hell. I want out, out, out of summer or DC, either one would work. It just seems so damn silly to hang out in the heat when there ain't crap around here to do to cool off---no pools, lakes, or ocean, just lots of pavement and the craptastic Potomac River.

July and August were most definitely my favorite months in New Hampshire. I miss burning my legs on a hot dock, and running across sand that is so hot it's unbearable. These are a very small price to pay because nothing in the world beats dozing off while watching the waves come in or dipping your feet into a lake so crystal clear that you can inspect the rocks and pebbles below. I miss it so much, I could buy a plane ticket right now and pack nothing but swim suits!

I'm not going to New Hampshire now though, and probably won't be going back for awhile. Oh, boo. So what are my favorite months in DC? My favorite months in DC are September and October. The weather cools off a bit and the city has a few less tourists meandering around. You can actually enjoy yourself outside.

So I've taken my dreams of lakes and the ocean and buried them, buried them with my swim suits and beach towel. And I've moved onto more hopeful things, like fall fashion. And I love boots!

I think a shorter boot is going to be all the rage this fall and winter. They really are flattering. Make sure they have heel though. They will make your legs look slim and long. And they are easier to put on!

Here's a pair I found online that not only look super cute, but also warm and comfortable!

The Countdown to June 30th

2010-06-21T12:15:00.003-04:00

In less than two weeks I will have my little self and my niece, sitting in a movie theatre at midnight for..... ECLIPSE!

We thought it best to watch New Moon one more time before seeing Eclipse. So we watched it last night. I don't know how many times I've seen it. Like it really matters, right? And I have to say, I don't think there will ever come a day when I'm not impressed by Taylor Lautner's amazing transformation. Ah, if only he were 10 years older.

Until June 30th, here is THE best song of the summer, Neutron Star Collision:

TSSLOBT

2010-06-16T09:35:00.003-04:00

I finished The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner a week ago. A friend said she read it all in one sitting. I must have ADD, because it took me three nights to finish the book.

I am not sure what the purpose of the book was. If anything, it proved that Twi-fans are willing to read just about anything. Don't get me wrong, I found TSSLOBT entertaining. It was neat story. Neat seems sums it up nicely though, because it wasn't good enough to be called anything other than "neat".

The characters were weak. The storyline wasn't fully developed. I think Meyers thought she chose a character that would be easy to develop, when she actually picked the most difficult character. We knew nothing about Bree, so there was a lot to create and explain. And I feel as though Meyer did the bare minimum. We never really learn about who Bree was prior to transformation. We are lead to believe that Bree creates this amazing relationship with Diego after one day together. The whole story was cheap and rushed.

Amazon reviewers are all over the map. The book has a 3 1/2 star rating out of 5, which isn't saying much. I think readers were a bit insulted. We have come to rely on Meyers' knack for developing characters we can relate to. This is why she has 40 year old mothers in love with a story about a teenage girl and a vampire! The Meyers' touch was missed in TSSLOBT.

The House

2010-06-09T11:29:00.006-04:00

It looks very promising that we will be closing on the house the end of June. We are VERY excited. I am a little panicked. While a lot of our things have been packed for weeks now (we packed up things to make room for our niece), I still have a ton of packing to do. I just don't know where to put everything!

Our two bedroom is already feeling small with the three of trying to get around each other and the boxes. The packing must get done though. My lil sister and her fiance are coming down to help us move, and I don't want to be packing when they are here. They are coming to help us move and enjoy a little time in the city for the Fourth of July weekend. They aren't here to watch or help me pack up our things. So I want to make sure every last box is taped and labeled before they land at BWI.

So I've decided I'll give myself one day to pack up one room. I figure if I concentrate on one room a day, the project will seem a whole lot less overwhelming.

We move on a Thursday, so this is my proposed packing schedule:

Friday - living room
Monday - second bedroom
Tuesday - our bedroom
Wednesday - kitchen
Thursday am - bathroom

I think that plan might just work! I'm feeling a little better already!

FREAKIN MAGIC!

2010-06-08T21:17:00.004-04:00

I know I've talked about this before, but I hate to wash my hair. The process is painstaking. I hate having wet hair on my back. Just the thought of it is enough to put me in a piss poor mood.

I found a miracle product that is sure to cut my days of washing in half though! Yay!!! Blow Faux Dry is the best dry shampoo in the entire universe. I have tried a few, and they don't even come close to the wonderfulness that is Blow.

I think the stuff is made of NASA super top secret materials. I honestly don't know how it is legal. It could very well put Redken, Ojon, and Bumble and Bumble out of business. And I would like to think that my little blog had something to do with it ;)

I have learned two things about dry shampoo. One, application is key, and sprays suck. Yeah in theory you'd think they'd be the way to go. Aerosols tend to give a nice even application, but powder in a can is a disaster! Try using the Bumble and Bumble dry shampoo in medium brown, and you'll see what I mean. The idea of using a colored powder sounds good and all, but not if it's just gonna spray all over your face and clothes. I had little spots of brown spray all over my face. It was a disgrace!

The next thing to consider, the smell. Baby powder is good when you're trying to fly out the door, but you're gonna to smell like damn nursery all day. And many of the dry shampoos out there either smell like your grandma's perfume or like a bunch of nasty chemicals. And the smell can't be covered up with perfume. It only makes matters worse.

All of our problems are solved with BLOW! The application of Blow is super easy. The powder is contained in a plastic bottle with a little nozzle. You just squeeze the bottle a bit and the product goes right where it's directed. And there is no smell! None! And it gets better... The results are phenomenal! My hair looked better on Day 3 than it did the first day I washed it.

I am hooked. Get yourself some Blow. Tell your friends. This is HUGE!

AI

2010-05-29T08:43:00.003-04:00

I was wrong... AGAIN!

I guess we shouldn't be all that surprised that Lee won. I am sure the average viewer is female. A majority of us are currently obsessed with a vampire and wolf. Hormones will always beat out logic!

Moving on, who replaces Simon? I have heard Madonna and Elton John. I can't say I'm pleased with either choice. I want Simon! I want to conceded, pretty boy. I want someone who I want to hate badly, but can't because at the end of the day, he knows what he's talking about. Maybe Madonna fits the bill.

I am happy this season is over. It wasn't one of my favorites. I am still pissed about Katie Stevens, and the finale was like salt in a wound. She was soooo good!

Welp, until next season!

My FINAL Prediction

2010-05-26T20:44:00.003-04:00

I think Crystal wins.

She was perfection last night.

The show is on now! I can not wait to see Carrie Underwood perform! She is my absolute FAVORITE!!!

We watching on the dvr. So I am steering clear of Facebook. I don't want to spoil the surprise!

Sorry! I've Been Packing and Cleaning!

2010-05-26T11:05:00.006-04:00

As you all know, my niece moving in with us, THIS WEEK! And... we are moving in June! Needless to say, the house has been a disaster for about two weeks now. I have been packing to make room for all Anne's stuff, and cleaning all those places that have not seen the light of day in two years.

Past the dust/windex cloud there is a fashion tip. I am in love with the Scunci No-Slip Grip Hairbands. They have kept my hair back and out of my face while moving from room to room, and out of tape as I close up boxes. The secret of these hairbands is the rubber backing that holds the headband in place. Another cool thing, the entire headhair is elastic, so no headaches and they won't break! Yay!

And I will admit, I sort of like resembling Anna Kendrick in New Moon. It makes moving and cleaning seem almost glamorous.

Speaking of... have you all purchased your tickets for the 12:01am showing of Eclipse????? Now is the time to do it!

Back to the Future

2010-05-21T09:40:00.005-04:00

I believe I mentioned that my niece is staying with us this summer. She will be a sophomore at UNH in the fall (woot! woot!). We are super excited. I am a UNH alum, and I am actually writing this post while wearing an old UNH tee shirt. GO WILDCATS!

Some say they'd go back and relive high school. Not me, I would relive college. Those really were the days. I somehow lost 5 lbs my freshman year! I ate mac and cheese for dinner and cereal for every other meal. My exercise regiment consisted of walking to class and carrying as many groceries as I could up three flights of stairs. On the weekends I would change up my diet to Natty Lite and cereal. And of course I had a steady supply of purified water via the Brita filter. I am guessing this "diet" would not help me lose a pound today.

Something that I do not care to relive, my college wardrobe. CRISIS! My regular weekend outfit--a halter top and jeans with no pockets! What the hell was I thinking!? And I loved this outfit so much that I owned several pairs of jeans without pockets, and several halter tops.

I was also going through a pink phase. So I had a lot of pink tops. I'm not sure there is any pink in my current wardrobe. My favorite top by far was a bright pink halter top from Arden B. I wish I had a picture to share with you all. My bright pink top, jeans with no pockets, and of course, platform sandals. I was a sight.

As I cringe with embarrassment thinking of what I did wear, I can not help but think what will become of my outfits today. I am guessing in ten years my boyfriend jeans and gladiator sandals will be a thing of the past. The only difference will be that I will have pictures on Facebook of myself in 2010 fashionable garb.

This brings up a good question, do we have to consider cleaning out our Facebook photos when we clean out our closets? You hear about individuals making their profiles private and limiting what certain people can see in their profile. Is image that important that we should edit out the fashion blunders of our past? Nah. I wish I had pictures around of my days spent in Durham, New Hampshire as an undergrad, bad clothes and all.

AI - No Surprise

2010-05-20T15:20:00.004-04:00

While I will miss Casey's dazzling smile, there was no heartache last night as I watched him sing his final song. I knew he was the next to go. I could have *should have* posted last week that he will be the next to go. I think it would have been my first correct prediction!

What's going to happen next week? I have no idea. I think it would be easy to say that Crystal wins the talent competition. We all know this is more than a talent competition though. And Lee can bring in the female vote. He has a real chance of winning.

With Casey gone the female vote has to go somewhere. All those boy crazy girls in college (and some who have been out of college for years), are more likely to vote for Lee than Crystal. He might not be as attractive as Casey, but have him sing some mushy gushy song and the ladies will be like putty in his hands.

I think Crystal has to do something out of her comfort zone to win this thing. And if I were counseling Crystal, I would tell her go for a girlie billboard top 100 song. I personally like Taylor Swift's "Today was a Fairytale". It's kinda perfect, right?

Water and Nachos! I Love It!

2010-05-13T17:23:00.004-04:00

I know, I know, this seems a little crazy, even for me! You have to watch this clip though. Rob is adorable!

http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Robert-Pattinson-the-Rapper-Video

Nachos

2010-05-13T16:14:00.004-04:00

Twilight-mania has hit once again! The track list for Eclipse has been released. Tickets go on sale this FRIDAY! EKKKK!!!!!!

Right now I am watching the cast of Twilight on Oprah. I am also enjoying a glass of wine. It is the closest thing to a date with Robert and Taylor I'm gonna get!

I am only a few minutes into the show and already giddy with delight. Why? Rob just said "nachos" and "water". He can't pronounce these, and other words, like we Americans do. It is sooo cute though!

I will try to post a few clips from the show later tonight!

AI - ???

2010-05-11T22:52:00.005-04:00

I have no idea who's going tomorrow. Maybe Mike? He wasn't all that great, and he's almost been kicked off before. Perhaps, Casey is done. He's had a few tough weeks. I honestly don't know how he made it through last week.

All in all, I thought night was just so-so. No one really blew me away. I did however really enjoy Crystal's and Lee's duet. "Falling Slowly" is a favorite song in my house. It is too bad Lee didn't sing it on his own. I think it would have been a much better pick for him than "Kiss From a Rose".

Great Deals at Piperlime

2010-05-11T11:05:00.003-04:00

Piperlime has done us all a favor and put some of their cutest and affordable wedges all into one spot!

I really like this super versatile pair. They could be worn with jeans, a maxi dress, or cuffed shorts! And they're a steal at $75!

A Pleasant Surprise

2010-05-11T09:55:00.005-04:00

This weekend we were in Western New York. The weather was miserable, cold and rainy. It actually snowed Saturday night and Sunday morning. So we spend most of the weekend inside.

And staying inside at a house, other than your own, can be rather boring. It's not as though you can reread a magazine, organize a closet, or catch up with shows on the dvr. Our entertainment pretty much consisted of my blackberry (for Facebook and Word Mole) and Craig's laptop.

So late Saturday afternoon I took a trip to the drug store to buy nail polish. My toes were in desperate need of new color, and I figured it would keep me entertain me for a little while. I purchased Revlon Plum Night. And I was pleasantly surprised by the quality and color.

I can never keep paint on my finger nails. They usually chip within a day. So far, so good though!

Things Are Looking Up (fingers crossed!)

2010-05-03T10:54:00.004-04:00

Things are looking up for us. Remember it was just last week I was detailing all our bad luck? Well, I am happy to report that I have good news this week!

We have a ratified contract! It was really quite amazing; and I know how silly this sounds, but I think this time we just got lucky. We had no reason to believe this offer would work out. The house was bigger and more expensive than those we've looked at. So there was no way we could offer the asking price. We figured, what the hey, let's give it a whirl. What's the worst that could happen? They reject our offer? Been there. Done that.

The home inspection is today, and we are holding our breath that everything looks okay. Please keep your fingers crossed!

A Staple for Summer

2010-04-29T17:58:00.005-04:00

For summer, (which is coming soon, it better!) I think every girl should have a long dress in her wardrobe. The maxi dress is perfect for cool summer nights and lazy weekend afternoons. They are chic, comfortable, and make for an extremely effortless outfit.

Just the other day I had a friend ask me for advice on what to wear to an early spring wedding. The reception was held outside. She didn't want to wear wool or another "winter" fabric, but she wanted to stay warm. Maxi dress! You can easily dress it up with heels and pretty jewelry. Pair it with with a cute little cardigan or light jacket, and viola, you're hip AND warm!

And there's a real benefit to the maxi dress--many of them are cotton so they're machine washable! So let's say you're at a wedding, you and your friend from college get a little wild dancing to Britney and Gaga, and your dress ends up absorbing as much chardonnay as you do--no worries!

The dress pictured is from J. Crew. It also comes in heather gray and dark pewter. The detail in the back is really pretty too. And for $78, I think it's a steal!

The Coolest Engagement Ring, EVER!

2010-04-28T09:34:00.009-04:00

It's not often that I get to tag a post with both "Twilight xoxo" and "fashion". So this is a pretty special entry.

I love diamond rings and Twilight, probably diamonds more than Twilight, but they are both right up there. I don't know what could possibly be cooler than the engagement ring Edward gave Bella. Edward is a true romantic. So you know the ring he chose to give Bella, the woman he waited DECADES for, would be absolutely perfect. Here's the description from Eclipse:

The face was a long oval, set with slanting rows of glittering round stones. The band was gold-- delicate and narrow. The gold made a fragile web around the diamonds.

For those of you not in-the-know, the ring belonged to Edward's mother. So that would date the ring back 150 years or so.

Now, for the low, low price of $1,979 you can get your love Bella's engagement ring! The ring was designed by Infinite Jewelry Co. in collaboration with Stephanie Meyers. I think they did an alright job creating a ring that reflected the description in the book. I am not sure about the "fragile web of gold", but it would be pretty difficult to create something both intricate and marketable/affordable.

The ring is also available at lower price points for $35 and $479. They switch out the diamonds for CZ's, and instead of solid gold, you will get gold plating. Boys, please don't get your lady CZ. If you are actually getting this as an engagement ring, buy the diamonds.

I have to admit, I actually like the ring. It has a very cool look to it. And you can never go wrong with diamonds!

Would you buy the replica ring?

AI - I'm Back

2010-04-28T09:02:00.005-04:00

I took last week off. I was really pissed about Katie Stevens. I think I'm finally starting to get over it though.

This week was more fun than I anticipated. I didn't think there would be enough material for the contestants to work with, but I had forgotten how great Shania Twain is. She was really country's darling before Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift came along. Carrie is still my absolute favorite, but without Shania, there might have never been a Carrie. Shania really was one of the first country artist to crossover to pop music. I can still remember watching her "You're the Still One" music video on VH1. And for the longest time every couple I knew getting married played "From This Moment" for their first dance. She is certainly an accomplished artist.

Now let's get down to business. Who's going home? I say Michael Lynch is out. I hated his version of "It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing". Craig had never heard the song, which is a shame because it is really good. And you can only appreciate how crappy his version was when you know Shania's.

So here is Shania's "It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing"

Swim Suit Time!

2010-04-27T21:34:00.005-04:00

I own a few swim suits. At one point I was obsessed with buying them. Pac Sun and Victoria Secret littered my credit card bills.

I love to be by the water and in the sun. I definitely miss being so close to the lakes and ocean. When I lived in New Hampshire, I was no more than an hour drive from some body of water. So having a few suits was practical. Unfortunately, I can count on one hand the number of times I've been by a pool or on a beach in the two years I've lived in DC.

My absolute favorite bathing suits are from a company in Hawaii called Maui Wear. They make suits for surfers so they are super durable. I can't stand a flimsy suit that can't be worn in the water or pills after one wear. The suits have a great cut, and the prints and styles are really cute.

Check them out. They ship free in the US, and the prices are reasonable!

Update to My Update

2010-04-26T21:28:00.005-04:00

We placed another offer today. This one was really upsetting, and put us in a whole new league of rejection.

Our offer was never even considered! The listing agent thought our realtor was talking about a different property when he told her she would be getting an offer in this afternoon. So she never waited to get our offer before she went to talk to the owner at noon today! The owner went ahead and accepted another offer. Meanwhile, our offer was sitting in her inbox.

Too bad for the owner because we offered the full asking price and were willing to go up! And I don't believe the accepted offer was as much as ours because the listing agent wouldn't tell our realtor how much the offer the owner accepted was for. She could have saved face if the offer was more than ours by saying, sorry, but your client wouldn't have gotten the house anyway.

That is one crappy realtor.

This one we were 99% sure we were going to get!

CRISIS!!!!

Dear God,

Please let us find a house soon.

Thank you,
Melissa and Craig

Update

2010-04-26T08:54:00.003-04:00

I haven't been updating the blog as much lately, and I am so sorry about that. I have been pretty busy and little preoccupied lately. We have been very focused on buying a house. And in the last few weeks the priority to buy a house has gone up like a billion percent. I will get into the reasons for recent push later, but first I'll brief you on our real estate search thus far.

January - We placed our first offer. There was another offer on the table, and the buyers were willing to waive the home inspection. We were not. Looking back on it I am happy we didn't get the house. It needed a lot of work.

February - This was a slow month. I think the snow storms deterred many interested sellers from placing their home on the market.

March - March Madness!! We put in offers on two houses! The first house we weren't willing to go up on our offer amount. The house was on the market for a month and there was no way we were going to offer asking. (If a house on the hill remains on the market for over a week, it isn't priced well.)

We lost the second house to an all cash offer. Someone paid cash for their house! Amazing. The house was on the market a few months ago and went off the market. The seller apparently moved and sold the house to a relocation company. The relocation company must have got a sweet deal on the house cause it was priced very reasonably.

We actually offered more than the all cash offer. The things you can do with cold hard cash.

April - The "bad news" showers continue... Two more offers, two more rejections! The first offer we placed was for well over asking, like over 10% over. We still don't know what the winning offer was. We were told there were multiple offers on the property, and the owners went with the offer they did because they were putting down a large chunk of change.

The last offer we made was sort of funny. Craig and I walked away from the house thinking, that house is fine. The space inside was nice. The back patio was on the small side though. And we thought the house was overpriced. It was on the high end of what we were willing to pay. We went to an open house and the listing agent even agreed and said he had a difficult time talking the owner down to the price it was listed though.

So we were not going to pay asking for a house that we, our realtor, and the listing agent agreed was overpriced. The comps for the area verified the house was on the very high end. We wanted to just be done with the whole process though and offered slightly less than asking. We didn't get the house, but we weren't all that disappointed to lose it either.

We just saw three houses yesterday and two looked promising. I think after five losses, we are due a winner.

And we need a house RIGHT now, for two reasons. First, our niece will be staying with us this summer. She will be interning at a PR firm in Washington during her summer break. So each time we look at a house we decide which bedroom would be hers. I can already see her clothes scattered about the room and smell her Vera Wang Princess perfume. It will be so much fun to have her around.

We are also looking to adopt! We are so excited to add a little one to our family. We have tried on our own, but have been unable. So we met with an adoption attorney last week. In order to adopt we will need to complete a home study, and this can't be done until we are in our permanent residence. So we want to buy NOW!

Please keep your fingers crossed for us. Maybe even say a little prayer and wear your lucky socks! We are ready!!!

Rainy Days

2010-04-23T14:50:00.004-04:00

The rainy days of spring can be a pain in the @ss. I never know what to wear on my feet. Uggs won't really cut it. Sneakers are alright, but the next time I go to use them to, lets say, do 30 Day Shred (right...), they are all soiled.

The perfect solution to my problem is of course rain boots. I have never found a pair I really like until now. I spotted this particular rain boot a few months ago at a movie theater in Chinatown. For those of you from New England, you might find it interesting/bizarre to know that many people in DC wear rain boots in the snow. I suppose it makes sense. They keep your feet dry and you can continue wearing them in the warmer weather months.

Anyway, back to the world's coolest rain boot. Hunter rain boots have a great shape to them. They come in number of different colors. My favorites are these dark gray shiny wellies. They can't be purchased off the manufacturer's website, but you can browse the different styles and colors available.

I have found Zappos to be a great resource to find every type of shoe. They sell Hunter rain boots in both adult and child sizes. Shipping and returns are always free, and their prices are pretty competitive. Doesn't get much better than that!

New Eclipse Trailer!!!!

2010-04-23T14:39:00.002-04:00

I can not wait to see the scene of Bella, Jacob, AND Edward huddled in the tent together while they wait for Victoria and her newborn vampires!!!! EKKKK!!!!!!

Right Hand Ring

2010-04-20T20:54:00.006-04:00

I think every woman should have a right hand right. I think it should be something you can wear with anything and at anytime. Something that when you look down at your hand you think to yourself, I am pretty darn special and boy is that ring pretty.

I know Craig is probably rolling his eyes. I did just get three rings a year ago (my engagement ring, wedding band #1, and wedding band #2--because wedding band #1 was still being made). I love looking at them so much it makes me want more though! Diamonds are like chocolate. Once you have one bite, you want another, and another, and another...

Every woman should have diamonds. They are so pretty. They match everything. They will last you a lifetime. And they will be enjoyed for generations to come.
The Tiffany Swing Three-row ring is perfection. I want to run my finger over the platinum setting and see the light reflect off the rows of glittery, sparkly, beautiful diamonds. The chain setting looks feminine, but not so dainty that it lacks durability.

So what's your dream right hand ring? Take a look around. It's a lot of fun!

Coco Chanel

2010-04-20T12:10:00.004-04:00

I am sick. I blame the change in weather, from 80 to 50 degrees. This is day two of the head cold from hell and a diet of whatever-I-want-to- eat and Tylenol Cold Day and Night.

Yesterday I treated myself to a movie On Demand, Coco Before Chanel. It was quite good. Audrey Tautou plays the role of Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel. I really enjoy Audrey Tautou. She exudes all the qualities you expect in a French woman, mystery, beauty, and confidence. You might remember her from The Da Vinci Code.

If you know nothing about how the Chanel brand came to be, you will find the story quite enlightening and a little surprising. I don't want to give anything way for those of you that plan to watch Coco Before Chanel, but I will say this, Coco was not a meek woman. She was quite sly, and she did things on her own terms.

After watching the movie I did a little research on the life of Coco. Did you know she never married and was romantically involved with a German officer during World War II? I had no idea!

KATIE STEVENS FAN CLUB!

2010-04-15T16:37:00.006-04:00

Lets face it, there is a whole lot more wrong with America than we'll freely admit. The unemployment rate is not so hot. The housing market, not so great. And as I learned from Rachel Zoe, the fashion houses are even cutting back! What, no more fashion!?

At the top of the "What's Wrong with America Now" list at #4 is the untimely departure of Katie Stevens from American Idol. What are you all thinking!? Katie is perhaps the ONLY contestant that can revive the American Idol brand. She's young, cute, can sing, and has crossover appeal. She could be the next Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood. I dare you to name another contestant who would have the longevity and popularity that Katie Stevens could (and will) have.

I think a few people need to be reminded that this is American Idol. This means you pick the person you idolize. The person who America will eventually idolize. This is not You've Got Talent or one of those other shows that focuses on quality. No, A.I. is a show that focuses on appearances and what is marketable to the masses. And unless there is a dreadlock trend that I'm not aware of, or perhaps having a prison record is now in vogue, I have no idea what you are all thinking.

Something must be done to correct the damage. We must do what we can to instill the notion that there are still sensible people in America that care about the direction this country is going in. I am willing to step up to the plate and do what I can to correct this "issue".

I am pleased to announce NH Avenue's first ever fan club, the "NH Avenue Katie Steven's Fan Club". Joining is quite easy. Just tell everyone you know that Katie Stevens was the best contestant on American Idol and that you've joined her fan club. I might make up a fun button to wear that says, "Katie for President". I encourage you to do the same.

Bad Luck

2010-04-14T11:31:00.004-04:00

We have been hearing from numerous people that we have bad luck. And we've had such bad luck lately that I believe if there were a medical diagnosis for bad luck, we'd be diagnosis with "chronic bad luck".

I have no idea what we have to do to buy a house. We have offered seller's more money and more time. We've waived contingencies. We've put in escalation clauses. This last offer was the nail in the coffin for "chronic bad luck". I honestly, don't know what more we could have given up or offered. We'll never really understand why we lost the house. It just comes down to, bad luck.

I have about had it with trying to buy a house on Capitol Hill. I don't understand what drives the sellers. (No, it isn't just as simple as money.) And I swear the agents here are agents of the devil. They prey on the vulnerable. They will find ways around the rules. It is all very frustrating.

And this all makes me think maybe we shouldn't be living here. Maybe all this "bad luck" is a sign that we aren't suppose to be getting tied up in anything that will keep us tied down to DC.

If anyone out there does anything in the way of giving people breaks, please put us on your list!

Shorts!

2010-04-14T09:04:00.004-04:00

Shorts can be tricky. Not everyone likes to wear them. (FYI-summer legs must be tan, and a little self tanner will do the trick.) And lets face it, shorts can look lazy and messy. They conjure thoughts of all the worst in fashion: hikers, retirees, those who frequent Home Depot, and moms that plan on spending ALL day at the park and have the bug bites to prove it. They just don't look tailored. And unless you have gorgeous legs, they aren't the most flattering. That is, until now!

I am loving the cuffed short trend. The cuff adds enough style and structure to make the short go from frumpy to fashionable. Now I wouldn't wear them to a summer wedding. Hmmm... maybe I would. You could throw on a pretty silk top, wear some fabulous jewelry and heels, and wear your hair up. Some dramatic eye makeup... It might just work!

Anyway, back to the shorts (with the cuffs). You can find them almost anywhere right now. For those of you on Banana Republic's email list, I suggest you look in your inbox today for the 40% discount, good for today ONLY! BR has a really cute pair of cuffed shorts. They are available in different colors, AND in petite and tall sizes!

(Btw, how cute are those shoes!? I am sure they are also for sale at BR.)

Ugh, I HATE Elvis

2010-04-14T08:48:00.003-04:00

I HATE Elvis. His music bores me. His voice is annoying. I don't care much for theatrics, and his music was just that.

Usually there's one or two weeks of AI that I'd rather not watch. This week was most definitely one of them. I told Craig we could watch snipets of the performances and fast forward through the most of the program. We ended up watching it all though.

That's enough ranting. Now, who is going? Aaron and Andrew! Yay, I have been wanting Andrew to be kicked off since Day 1. I can't wait to see him go tonight. He was so horrible last night. What was that? It was a Carnival Cruise rendition of that crappy hound dog song. Bleh! Bye, bye Andrew!

And poor little Aaron just can't find his niche. I think it is time for him to go.

SATC 2 - Another Glimpse

2010-04-10T10:49:00.003-04:00

Here's the latest clip of the movie coming 5/28.

Jury Duty

2010-04-09T11:46:00.005-04:00

This week I had the pleasure of reporting to jury duty for the District of Columbia. And when I say pleasure I mean, I so frustrated I had to walk over to the courthouse that I wanted to cry. Things have not been easy lately. Lets just say, I've had terrible, crappy luck, and I was not up for anything to do with District of Columbia government.

So it was Tuesday, a little before 10:30 am, outside the courthouse. Everyone knows everyone! It is like the community center of DC! Instead of sharing recipes though, they are sharing stories of fine payments and days served. I am reminded why Craig and I decided against a "city hall" wedding and opted for the small church in our neighborhood. We still eloped, just in a church instead of a courtroom. One the best decisions we ever made.

Once inside, I waited in line to check-in for jury duty. I had to have my name changed. The summons was sent in my maiden name. They didn't even spell it right. The guy I dealt with was very apologetic, and was quick to blame the DMV. DC DMV is worst. I know, I know, no DMV is fun to deal with. DC is the worst though. We are still waiting for our registration refunds from when we sold our cars back in November!

I did get picked to be part of a selection group. The case: one man stabbed and killed another man. Shocker! The judge went through a series of questions, do you know any of the attorneys, do you know any of the witnesses, etc. I was able to answer affirmatively to one question: do you have any relatives or friends in law enforcement. Ding, ding, ding! I do have a friend in law enforcement! I was hoping for a question like this. This might be my way out!

After the judge called each of us into the jury room (there were about 60 of us). In the jury room I was asked what I did for work. I said, I am a stay-at-home wife (just to get a reaction). I think I got a smile out of the prosecution. I was asked why I answered affirmatively to the law enforcement question. I explained a close family friend is a cop in New Hampshire. Then the prosecution asked how long I had lived in DC for--about two years.

Hours later, it was about 4:30 pm, the judge and attorneys came out to the courtroom. The jury selection process was rather funny. They put 12 people in the jury box. The attorneys chatted, a few individuals were removed, and others put in their place. This happened about four times. I went up into the jury box, and stayed there until the last round. I couldn't help but smile when I was asked to sit in the audience.

No jury duty for me! Thank god, cause the judge said the trial would likely go for two weeks. That would be a long and boring two weeks.

So why was I not picked in the end? I really have no clue. I am guessing both sides thought I was too political, and therefore had some strong opinions. I was reading "Game Change" during the day. Most others were reading novels or the paper. I am also guessing my "stay-at-home" status put me in the "Emily Gilmore" category*. Rich lady with nothing better to do than arrange flowers, and complain about the rowdy neighbors. Ha. Whatever the case, someone didn't want me there, and I really don't care why!

I expect to be called back in two years. Hopefully by then they will have my correct name and the correct spelling of my name.

*Emily Gilmore was the rich mother of Lorelai Gilmore in the very popular series "Gilmore Girls". When Emily wasn't running the house (i.e. hiring and firing help), she attended teas and organized the family's social calendar. If you have not seen any episodes of GG, I highly recommend you record a show or two. The series now runs in syndication on the Family Channel.

AI - Not a Bad Week

2010-04-07T08:25:00.002-04:00

The performances weren't all that bad this week. Maybe it's cause I'm a fan of the Beatles. Maybe the contestants are trying harder. Who knows, but I was pleasantly surprised.

I think we might be saying bye to Aaron tonight. His performance wasn't all that great, and I think the teen vote will go to Tim, who was much, much better last night.

I'll be at the ballpark tonight. So we'll be watching the results later tonight. Don't tell me what happens!

Two Games, Two Losses

2010-04-05T20:31:00.003-04:00

I promise to keep these posts short. Cause let's face it, not everyone likes baseball and not everyone likes the Nationals.

Saturday night's game against the Sox was a whole lot of fun. We went with friends from New Hampshire, and sat in the club level. The seats there are soft and the fans are well behaved. And you all (should) know, the Sox won (1-6). A little early treat from the Easter Bunny to Sox Nation. Yeah!!

Today was Opening Day. We played the Phillies (1-11). They are by far the team I despise the most. Yes, I hate the Yankees, but I don't have to deal with them, or smell, them as much as the Phatties. The fans are just plain awful. Most of them don't even watch the game. They are drunk before the game even starts. Oh, and the best part, cause they won today's game, they assume they're winning the World Series.

I have no idea how the team is going to pull out 60 wins. It may be a very long summer.

Sex and the City 2

2010-03-31T16:03:00.005-04:00

May 28th! The movie opens May 28th, and I am so excited!

I loved the first movie. I saw it twice in the theater. And of course I bought the dvd as soon as it came out. I hope #2 has just as much drama, comedy, and fashion as the first!

Word is Aidan is back. The girls take a trip to Morocco, and he appears there. Not sure why, but it is sure to be scandalous!

Unfortunately, I can't post the trailer here. Here is a link to view it on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKQ5yRFkBnE

Who's Going Home on AI

2010-03-31T14:50:00.003-04:00

I think it's a toss up between Didi and Tim.

Didi didn't sound great, and she is probably one of few contestants who isn't showing any improvement.

Tim isn't progressing either, and his song choices are horrendous. That said, the youngsters love him.

I still want Andrew to go home. His voice is so damn annoying.

And Siobhan has absolute no fashion sense, and I would like for her to be kicked off for wearing those god awful glasses. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with looking different. She looks awful though. And I think she's just being cocky about it. Like, I am such a great singer, I can wearing hideous clothes and people will still like me. Welp, I for one am sick and tired of hearing you scream and trying to figure out just what the hell you're wearing.

I promise at some point I'll write about what I like about the contestants. It's too early for that though.

Another Tribute to the Granite State

2010-03-31T14:40:00.002-04:00

These videos are great. I feel like I'm back at home, walking through the Mall of New Hampshire, and fighting the urge to hug people wearing Sox gear.

Here's another video, to the tune of Jay Z's "Empire State of Mind".

IT HAS ARRIVED!!!!

2010-03-30T22:06:00.002-04:00

I finally received New Moon in the mail today!

FINALLY!!!!

When did it come out again? A month ago? Ugh, well the wait is over. Tomorrow, after I do a few things around the house and go grocery shopping, I am spending some quality time with Edward and Jacob.

Tuesday's TV

2010-03-30T14:29:00.003-04:00

American Idol at 8pm. Usher is the mentor, and the crew will be singing r&b.

Also on tonight:

8pm 90210

9pm Melrose Place

10pm Parenthood. This is a new show. It probably started running a month or so ago. It has a lot of great actors and actresses. Check it out!

Something to Look Forward To!

2010-03-30T13:55:00.004-04:00

Stephanie Meyer has a new book to add to the Twilight series! "The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner" will be on shelves June 5th!

TSSLOBT is 192 pages and will be available for fans for FREE on www.breetanner.com. A hard copy will also be available for $13.99, and a portion of the proceeds will go to the American Red Cross. Nice!

For anyone a little fuzzy on who this Bree character is, pull out Eclipse. Bree is one of the many newborn vampires created by Victoria. Meyers was going to include Bree's story as part of the Official Guide, but the story ended up much longer than she anticipated. So she gave us another book!

I am giddy with excitement!

(For the record, I will not be pre-ordering from Amazon. I have yet to receive New Moon! Amazon is very, very bad.)

What We're Watching Tonight

2010-03-29T18:41:00.002-04:00

Monday is a good tv night. Here's what our dvr will be recording:

8pm - Life Unexpected

9pm - Gossip Girl and 24

10pm - Damages

A Chuckle at My Husband's Expense

2010-03-29T17:55:00.004-04:00

Today is like Christmas for Craig. Tonight after work he's getting together with some friends for their annual Nationals season ticket draw.

Each year he rounds up a few friends and they go in on season tickets for (the worst baseball team ever) the Washington Nationals. The seats aren't half bad. We sit right behind home plate. The team is real bad though. And each year I am promised they will be better than the year before. Cause how much worse can they get?

Anyway, Craig really likes going to games. He REALLY likes going to games. So today is like Christmas to him, and he takes the whole division of tickets pretty seriously. For instance, he has been taking the metro to work. Today he thought it best to drive though. You know, because he had the box of season tickets. Also, he has thought about what he will be eating tonight during the draw--either Potbelly or Chop't. He never puts that much thought behind a meal. Never.

This is real serious stuff though. Tonight will determine how we spend the ENTIRE summer.

I really can't complain though, not this year. You see, last year we had tickets to every, single, home game. We didn't go to them all. We sold or gave away some of the tickets. Even then, we saw a whole lot of the Nationals playing really bad baseball. This year we cut down on the number of seats, so we'll have half the tickets.

Another reason I can't complain, we got great tickets to see the Sox last year, and we have great tickets to see them play the Nats this weekend. One of the advantages of being a season ticket owner is that you get first dibs on tickets to games before they go on sale to the general public. (Btw, when the Sox were in town, the stadium broke it's record for number of attendees. More people came to see a team from a different league than went to the Opening Day at the new stadium in 2008. How sad is that?)

I am sure I will have a number of stories to tell you from all our trips to Nationals Park. So I think this calls for a new label to be added to New Hampshire Avenue. I'll call it "60 Games". They won 59 games last season. I don't think it's too far fetched to think that maybe (just maybe) they can win 60 this season.

Recent Home Tours

2010-03-28T21:17:00.005-04:00

The other day we saw a house on Constitution Avenue. The house has two units. The main part of the house has three bedrooms and a bath and half. The basement is a one bedroom rental unit. I don't really want a rental unit, but whatever. I'll look at houses with rental units in hopes that we can easily make the house into one unit.

The rental unit was the least of my worries after seeing the main house. The kitchen was teeny tiny. One, maybe two people could work in the kitchen. It was horrible. (The picture to the right somewhat resembles the kitchen we saw. The picture is probably nicer though.)

The full bath needs to be completely redone. The tiles were old. The vanity looked like the cheapest thing you could buy at Home Depot. And the shower had crazy looking glass doors with some kind of bath fitter unit.

To top it off, it doesn't have a washer and dryer. It has a washer/dryer. Huh??? Yup, one machine that performs the duties of both a washer and dryer. And there was no way you could fit conventional units. Next!

Today we saw a two-bedroom with a basement. I wasn't too excited about the address, but thought I'd give it a chance. The location did suck though. I'm not really into areas that are gentrifying. The definition of gentrify: an unsafe area that may or may not be safe in 10 years. It's certainly a gamble. I'm not willing to gamble with my safety, nor do I want to spend all day indoors. And I don't think nunchucks or a Chinese throwing star would really go with summer wardrobe. Maybe my winter, but certainly not my summer.

A Trip to the Mall

2010-03-26T18:45:00.006-04:00

I met a friend (also from New Hampshire) for lunch at the Pentagon City Mall today. After I did a little shopping. Unfortunately, I came up empty handed. Self-tanner is not a hot ticket item in the mid-Atlantic. So I had a difficult time finding that. Boo.

And while browsing Abercrombie was fun (I worked there once!), they didn't have the romper I was looking for. So I ordered the romper online when I got home. I did come out smelling delicious though. In case you've ever wondered about the "Abercrombie smell", it comes from the same cologne bottles they sell in the store. The store is sprayed daily, and that's how it smells so yummy! ;)

And speaking of ordering, guess what has NOT come in the mail???? NEW MOON! You've gotta be kidding me!!!!!

I may now never, ever order from Amazon again. Anyone who messes around with my ability to see Jacob and Edward is not worth giving business to!

Going out for dinner! Catch you all later!

Nobody Can Mess with the 603

2010-03-25T17:30:00.002-04:00

The lyrics aren't the best, and why he isn't rockin a Celtics jacket is beyond me. The video is still pretty cool though. I love the shots of Manch Vegas (that's Manchester to anyone not in the know).

Here is the "the 603".

A Chip Resistant Nail Polish

2010-03-25T11:30:00.005-04:00

I hardly ever paint my nails. Toe nails yes, but my finger nails are impossible to keep polish on.

I've tried everything. I've bought all kinds of top coats and anti-chip products. Without fail, my nails will chip after three days.

Creative Nail Designs has a new product coming out in May called Shellac. It promises long wear, and super easy removal. The formula is gel based. I have no idea what the base is for regular old nail polish, but the gel base is what makes this polish last so long.

I'll try just about anything once! Hopefully it lives up to the hype.

Eclipse Clip!

2010-03-24T11:33:00.003-04:00

Here's a clip from Eclipse. The tension is so intense! I know how it all turns out, and I'm still biting my nails. What will happen to Bella? Will Edward change her? What about the Volturi??? He has to change her! Will the wolves really go after the Cullens if they change Bella? Bella wants to be a vampire!

This is all very stressful.

Idol - Paige Goes Home

2010-03-23T21:10:00.002-04:00

The show is not over, and I'm already calling it.

Paige was that bad.

The rest of the contestants can sing Christmas carols in clown costumes without any fear of being kicked off.

Rompers, Jumpsuits, and Jumpers

2010-03-23T13:12:00.004-04:00

I've been seeing more stores carry these easy, breezy, comfortable, statement making pieces, and I love it!

Rompers are my new favorite obsession. I have been looking for the perfect romper for a few months now. Here are two of my favorites:

The "jumpsuit" to the left is from J.Crew. It comes in two colors, dark pewter and fatigue. It is a silk linen blend. I love the white tank underneath.

The romper to the right is from Abercrombie. I know what you're thinking, Abercrombie is for college girls. It is not though! I love their jeans. The quality is decent, and they fit like a dream. So don't discount Abercrombie!

I love the print on the this romper. It looks so pretty and yet so effortless! I would also wear a tank under this. And for shoes, I'd probably wear a metallic flat.

Tonight on Idol

2010-03-23T12:52:00.009-04:00

Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse.... Miley Cyrus will the be the guest mentor this week.

In the past we've had Mariah Carey, Randy Travis, Neil Diamond, and Dolly Parton. "Party in the USA" is a good song and all. I've danced like I was in a music video to the song a few a times--after a few too many drinks. One half way decent song doesn't make you mentor material though.

I'll watch Idol tonight though. I will definitely complain about it tomorrow. It is a vicious cycle, I know.

For your listening enjoyment, one of my favorite Dolly songs, and it very appropriately describes my love/hate relationship with AI:

Add to a playlist More from this artist

Other shows we are recording tonight (cause we never watch tv in real time): 90210, Melrose Place, and Parenthood.

And programs still in the cue: Gossip Girl, 24, Damages, and Life Unexpected.

That is a whole lot of tv!

House Snob

2010-03-21T18:29:00.003-04:00

Craig might buy just about anything right now. I, on the other hand, have become quite the snob when it comes to buying a house. Show me a Pergo or laminate floor and I will degrade the entire house as substandard, and will declare the owners insane for assuming their asking price is anywhere near fair.

Here are some other deal breakers:
1) If your patio is the size of a postage stamp and will only accommodate a table for four, I will mention to Craig how our children will be doomed to a life of playing at the public playground where they will catch disease and play with trash. I will go on to say how they will look like albinos from playing inside all the time. This is a house for people that clearly hate vitamin D, and that is just not us.

2) No bathroom on the ground floor. It is hard to believe, but some houses do not have a bathroom on every floor. We like to exercise, but we don't need to be doing step aerobics each time we need take a tinkle.

3) Closets. If they aren't big and plentiful, forget it. I might try to come up with ways we can build in closets into your poorly planned home, but if that's impossible, I will turn around and curse the owner for wasting my time.

4) Poorly planned layout. Who cares if you claim to have three bedrooms when one of them more closely resembles a closet and has no closet. Also, three to four rooms carved out on the first floor just is idiotic. Each room ends up being teeny tiny. Cause I've always dreamed of buying a really cute miniature living-room set??? Next!

5) And last, but not least, no closets on the ground floor. Hooray for you! Your skin is so thick you don't have to wear a coat in the winter! That must save you so much money and space! Too bad we own coats, boots, hats, and mittens and need a space to store them, or your house would have been absolutely prefect.

Still House Hunting

2010-03-20T21:36:00.003-04:00

We are still looking for a house. The process has gone from fun to aggravating.

We just want to buy something already. We want the extra space. We want something nicer. We wanted a house that has been maintained.

Tomorrow we'll go look at three houses. I am thinking more potential sellers will be thinking it's time to put their house on the market. The weather is so nice. It is a great weekend to take exterior pictures. So even if nothing this weekend looks promising, we should see a new houses on the market next week. (Fingers crossed.)

P-Oed at Amazon

2010-03-20T21:20:00.003-04:00

I just received an email from Amazon saying New Moon was just shipped! Just shipped! I can expect to get it in the mail on the 25th! What?!

This will be the last time I pre-order from Amazon. I could have gone to any other store today and purchased the dvd. Instead I have a digital copy from Amazon. It was sent as a "gift"--aka, please don't be too pissed that we messed up.

Well, I am pissed. I can only watch the downloaded version once, and then the rental expires. And I feel incredibly bad if anyone out there followed my advice and pre-ordered on Amazon.

When Eclipse comes out, I will obtain the dvd at Borders. Amazon can not be trusted with such an important order.

AI, New Moon, and Fantabulous Weather

2010-03-18T16:21:00.004-04:00

I was surprised to see Lacey go last night. Probably because I want to get rid of Andrew so badly.

I should have known better. AI is no different than a campaign for public office. You have your constituencies-female, college student, Latin American, senior citizen, etc. And each candidate appeals to one (or more) of these groups to make up their base. Lacey's base, I would think, is the female voter. And that vote is already split many ways with Katie, Didi, and the other girls. Lacey was the weakest girl. She had to go.

Hopefully, next week I'll be spot on with my prediction.

New Moon will be released this Saturday. I have heard that people are planning viewing parties at midnight on Friday. My viewing party will be me, Craig, and our two cats.

I ordered my copy through Amazon. In the past, I have received dvds and cds the day before or day of the release date. I hope it comes on Saturday. If not, I'll be waiting till Monday. That is too long to wait.

The weather is absolutely beautiful in DC today. I walked downtown to meet Craig for lunch. On the walk back I was sweating in my light cardigan, jeans, and flip flops. Saturday it's gonna be 76! Craig and I are thinking of doing a day trip. Not sure where we're going, but Gettysburg is being considered. Guess I'll have to do some research tomorrow.

AI - Who Gets the Boot This Week

2010-03-17T18:48:00.003-04:00

I really have no freakin idea. My predictions have been way off. If I had it my way, Andrew Garcia would go home. He is absolutely horrible. He impressed us with Straight Up, but I think that's all he's got. Has he done anything wonderful since? Nope! Has he shown any improvement? Nope!

Please, please go home Andy. I can't stand to listen to your bad karaoke singing anymore.

Wedding Bells

2010-03-16T17:49:00.005-04:00

Are you getting married or will you be a bridesmaid soon? Welp, you are going to need a bridesmaid dress than, won't you?

Craig and I got married 8 months ago. We eloped. It was fun and easy. I did wear white though, ivory actually, and it was a "wedding dress". I bought it online at JCrew.com. I bought two dresses. I tried them both on, and return the one I didn't like. So easy!

I also got it on sale! I had received a discount code through a J.Crew email I receive. I believe I got 20% off and free shipping. Try getting that deal at the local bridal boutique.

My advice for all brides and bridesmaids out there, get on the mailing lists for J.Crew and Ann Taylor. They both carry simple and beautiful dresses. The quality is fantastic, and both retailers carry a number of different colors and sizes. Your order will arrive in two weeks, as opposed to the six months it takes to receive an order from a bridal shop. And best of all, if you play your cards right, you can get your dress at a discount!

Save 25% at Banana Republic

2010-03-16T17:37:00.004-04:00

Save 25% on all their regularly priced merchandise at BananaRepublic.com today and tomorrow.

Enter code: BRSAVE25 at checkout.

Maybe buy a few new spring tops, or maybe it's time for a new pair of pumps? This pair would look great in spring and summer! Best of all, you can wear them with anything! Black, brown, blue, or white, these shoes will match everything in your wardrobe!

Ugh

2010-03-16T13:45:00.003-04:00

Remember a few weeks ago when I listed the significant events I was looking forward to? I did it because I was so damn bored and needed to remind myself of the things I have to look forward to. Ugh. Well, I am doing that again. I am trying to find good things to look forward to, and the list is really short.

Here you go:
1) Release of New Moon on March 20th
2) Red Sox game April 3rd with friends from NH
3) Jury duty April 6th

I know, poor house wife with nothing to do. I shouldn't be complaining. While I am grateful I have a wonderful husband who said, quit the job you absolutely hate and is going nowhere. Thank god, because that job was torture. I am finding not working has highlighted the fact that I have absolutely nothing going for me here. It is like the universe is yelling out to me, this is not where you belong!

Things can only get better, right?

We LOVE Visitors

2010-03-15T12:36:00.002-04:00

Two good friends will be in town this week.

One of our visitors is a guy who shared Nationals' season tickets with us last year. He left in late summer to work on a campaign. He is back in town though! For right now anyway. We'll find out what his plans are tonight when we have dinner with him at Hard Times.

Tomorrow night we are having dinner with one of Craig's former co-workers. She now lives in Arizona, but is in town for a conference. She is super sweet, and we just love chatting with her. We'll be meeting her at one of our favorite restaurants, Central.

If you are coming to DC and need a great place to eat, you must go to Central. My favorite dish is the sautéed scallops with tagliatelle provencale . Craig loves the filet mignon with potato and mushroom hash. He says the hash is phenomenal. I'll have to try it tomorrow night. And the chocolate lava cake a la mode is the best lava cake we've ever had.

All this talk about food is making me hungry. Time for lunch!

AI - Complete, and Utter CRAP

2010-03-11T20:53:00.004-05:00

Oh my gosh!!!!!!

What's-her-name blows, and the dude that sang Genie and Bottle!! Are you kidding me???

I can't take it anymore.

And no, I do not care that the Eclipse trailer takes up half the page. It is probably the best thing you will watch tonight.

UPDATE: Lilly is gone. Thank god. Her pigeon earrings are likely carrying mites.

ECLIPSE 06.30.10

2010-03-11T20:43:00.004-05:00

The trailer is finally here.

Check out the new Victoria. (I am already missing Rachelle.)

You Should Own These Sneakers

2010-03-11T18:16:00.004-05:00

These classics should be in your closet, or on your feet.

Wear them with skinny jeans, skirts, shorts, dresses, etc. You will look just like Kristen Stewart, and Robert Pattinson will date you.

Okay, that won't happen. (I tried it.)

You will look cool though. Effortlessly cool. And they are inexpensive! So go ahead, and ditch those boring flats and flip flops. Then go to Piperlime.com and buy, buy, buy!

8th Graders, Not Today

2010-03-11T17:10:00.007-05:00

I was unable to meet up with my sister and her 8th graders today. I was sort of bummed about it. The schedule just wasn't going to work. They were running late for everything, AND her principal was touring with them today, which meant my sister had to steer clear of having too much fun. Major bummer.

It worked out alright. I haven't been feeling 100% lately. I brought home a bad cold from New Hampshire the other week. I think the change in weather also has me feeling blah. My mold allergies are horrible, almost as bad as my dog allergies.

Tonight we will stop by my sister's grand motel (hehe) to say farewell. It sounds so silly, but even as I am writing this I am tearing up. Gosh, I miss my sisters, and my friends up north.

I will get my new shampoo and conditioner from her tonight. I had purchased it on my last trip north, and she brought it down so I didn't have to check my bag when I flew home.

And I will bring her a friend's wedding invitation. The wedding already happened. The bride, one of my bf's, made her invitations! They came out beautiful. I figured my sister could use it as a template for her own diy wedding invitations for her August 2011 wedding! Ekkk!!!!

Okay, I feel better now.

Idol tonight. Watch it. See if my predictions are right (or wrong).

AI - Who's Going Tonight

2010-03-11T11:16:00.006-05:00

Because I am so disappointed with theis season, I am going to keep this short. I am a dreamer. I keep thinking this is going to get better. It doesn't.

Girls
1) Paige: She ruined a beautiful song.

Thanks for playing.

2) Katelyn or Katie: Neither girl can get it right. Katelyn is just plain awkward. She needs to relax.

Katie is now getting on my nerves. Sing something fun! Her song choices are moody and old sounding. Ugh. She is her own worst enemy.

Boys
1) Andrew: Bye, bye. Your Kim Jong glasses are really starting to bother me. So thanks for another crappy performance, that will hopefully get you kicked off.

2) Aaron: He is too young for the competition. There are a few older guys with better voices (and are more marketable) that are going to start picking up the tween vote.

Okay, now that's over with, let's talk about Kara.

CRYING!!!!! REALLY??? That might have actually been the most annoying part of the show. Unbelievable.

Two Museums and a Nap

2010-03-10T18:25:00.003-05:00

I met my sister and the kids at 11:15. I showed up a little late, knowing by this time the kids would be seated and have food in their mouths. I figured there was no way they could bombard me with questions if they were eating.

Shortly after I sat down with my smoothie, they approached. 8th graders think they are quite sly. They didn't walk over. They meandered over. Then it's like opps, we landed at your table. Who are you? Giggle, giggle, giggle. Oh my god, you look alike! Giggle, giggle, giggle. Yup, everything I said, they said, or my sister said made them giggle.

Time to walk over to the Holocaust Museum. We all go outside the Ronald Reagan Building. My sister is responsible for eight students. There are probably like 70 there. I am so worried some have been left behind. My sister, not worried. She is a pro. I ask if they count off. One of her students overhears me, and thinks this is a great idea. We don't count off though. It's not necessary, the eight kids are there. The other teachers have all their kids, and we walk down the street, across the mall, to the museum.

Highlights of the rest of trip: one student tells my sister and I, our braces were different. ???? To that I say, my antique braces looked just like the braces you have kid! Kids these days, ugh! (I feel old now.)

I learn that one girl really likes "games", i.e. the interactive offerings at the museums. I overheard her tell a friend that she found part of the museum "fun" because it was interactive. I am guessing it was a portion with individual informational screens. Too cute.

The Air and Space Museum was ehh. First off, I have had this dang cork screw in my bag for months now. I keep meaning to give it to our friends in Buffalo next time we visit. (We had borrowed it. My mother-in-law does not keep a drop of alcohol in her house. So we brought wine. It was Thanksgiving!) Anyway, I have been through numerous airports with this cork screw, and it get confiscated at the dang museum! Unbelievable.

The kids liked walking around and the simulators. My sister and I sat and talked. Yeah, the planes are cool. We would rather be at an art museum though.

Needless to say, I needed a big nap after all that excitement, and walking.

Tomorrow, more museums, and more kids. I have learned the names of the four girls. Tomorrow I will learn the names of the four boys. Maybe the teacher will have a special award for me if I get all eight names right.

Lunch at 11am

2010-03-10T09:47:00.002-05:00

Today I will be dining with my sister's 8th grade class. So if you see one of those groups of little people wandering the mall, look for a lady, slightly distressed and rubbing Purell like an insane woman. Yup, that will be me.

11am though? I eat early. Friends at my old work place made fun of me for eating at 12 o'clock on the dot. 11am is REAL early though. I am going to need lupper at 3pm.

Time to get dress... In not jeans. No jeans for this 8th grade group.

My sister is the meanest teacher EVER... I might start a revolt.

Oscar Red Carpet - Yeah, You Looked Like a Weirdo

2010-03-08T21:51:00.007-05:00

I am not going to belabored this. I feel bad, I really do. For one, I will never own a dress that is red carpet worthy, so who am I to talk? Two, these ladies spent a ton of time getting ready. So I do feel guilty about all of this.

But, here you go. My top three worst dressed:

Charlize Theron in Dior
Lilac disaster. This was a watered down Gaga dress. The color was not flattering. The gathered fabric on her chest was ugly and odd.

Zoe Saldana in Riccardo Tisci
The top of her dress was pretty. That was about it.

The bottom half was all kinds of messy. The slit, the ruffles, the FOUR shades of purple were all wrong.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten
The dress was pretty, just not for the red carpet. Maybe a movie premiere or charity event? Like I said in my earlier post, this dress looked as though it was pulled off a rack at Express.

Maggie, as a nominee, should have, could have, worn a dress that made a statement. At least she looked pretty and not as disastrous as some of the other ladies.

Oscar Red Carpet - My Top Three

2010-03-08T11:33:00.007-05:00

Last night was very interesting. A lot of variety-from color, to cut, to length. A lot of slits--Mariah Carey in a red, one shoulder dress; Zoe Saldana with her purple sparkle, fluffy disaster; and JLo in a very structured, overwhelming Armani. All these dress had slits. Could this be a trend?

Nothing screamed, oh my god, that is absolutely gorgeous. Here are my top three though:

Sarah Jessica in Chanel Couture
I loved her in yellow. The material looked just as gorgeous as the silver embellishment. The craftsmanship of SJP's dress stood out partly because, there were a lot of dresses out there that could have been pulled off the racks at Express--eww... Maggie G. --what the hell??? Did someone forget to tell your stylist that you were a nominee?

This dress was made for SJP--yummy, elegant, and cutting edge.

Elizabeth Banks in Versace
A few women tried to pull off texture, a ton of texture. A lot of them failed miserably--Vera Farmiga, way too much dress, it wore her; and Jennifer Lopez, the fabric consumed her.

I loved the color of Elizabeth's dress. The bodice was fitted, and had a enough texture to make the transition to that pretty, delicate, fluffy train look seamless.

Sandra Bullock in Marchesa
The predicted winner, looked like a winner. Sandra looked elegant, age appropriate, and absolutely perfect. She took a big risk with the dress. I would have hated to hear the jokes how the girl looking like an Oscar didn't walk away with an Oscar.

Everything about her look was perfect. Even her hair was perfect. I have no idea how she got into that dress. It fit like a glove. I would love to see it up close. To feel the weight of it and touch all the different fabrics and embellishment. If I owned that dress, it would go in a gigantic shadow box for all to see.

Red Carpet!

2010-03-07T12:08:00.003-05:00

Oscar red carpet coverage starts on E! at 6pm ET.

We will be watching. I will be criticizing anything that looks unfit for the red carpet, and envying all that is absolutely gorgeous.

And, of course, I will report back on all those I loved and hated.

Kristen Stewart, Anna Kendrick, Sandra Bullock, George Clooney (and his gf), Penelope Cruz, and Meryl Streep are just a few I am looking forward to seeing.

The Soul Collector is Back at It

2010-03-06T15:32:00.004-05:00

Johnny Depp's wife, Vanessa, ain't too happy about his recent gig. He is now filming with none other than Angelina, Hollywood's most infamous home wrecker.

Word is, there are some steamy scenes in "The Tourist". Depp's girlfriend, wife, whatever she is, said something to the effect of, I don't want you working with that evil whore. The NY Post is reporting that a source "close to the project" said Depp is unable to get out of his contract now. Too bad.

I don't care how many children Devilina collects/helps. She is bad news. I think she would collect men too, if should get them to sign power of attorney papers.

2 out of 4 Ain't Bad

2010-03-05T14:58:00.003-05:00

So I wasn't right with my Idol predictions.

The boys I got right. Jermaine and John are probably back home now making their weekend plans. have fun guys. I am sure the local ladies will be all over you. Enjoy your three months of fame.

I was dead wrong about the girls. I can't say I was sad to say bye to Chiclet Mouth, Haeley. The girl will bounce back. She's young.

Michelle was sort of a surprise. She is one of the prettier girls on the show, and her voice isn't all that bad. Usually the pretty girls do well. That said, she didn't really have a stage presence. There was no real spunk to her. She was a heck of a lot less annoying than Lacey though. Lacey has got to go.

8 girls, 8 guys next week.

AI - The Guys

2010-03-04T11:10:00.004-05:00

I don't care much for the guys this year. They are boring. So writing this is painful. I have to go back and watch snippets of their crappy performances. Zzzzzz....

Aaron: He's a cutey. He should stick with country. B

Alex: Weird hair. I know the type though. He would totally hang out with my younger sister's crew, listen to records, and wear funky sneakers. Then they'd go to a park, take funny/artsy black and white pictures of each other, and download them on their MacBooks. He is super sweet. I thought he had the best performance this week though. A

Andrew: Butchered a song that is usually a crowd pleaser, and I don't think it's all that difficult to sing (if you can sing). D

Casey: Good looking guy and he usually picks great songs. Did not like his choice in song this week. He should know who his target audience is--females! And "I don't want to be blah, blah, blah..." ugh, I hate that song. It just isn't a song that's gonna win over the female fans. A-

Jermaine: Crappy. D-

John: I have no idea what this dude is all about. I think he can go back to Purple Haze, or whatever his group is called. D-

Lee: He sorta seems like a db. I could totally hear him say something like, hey, let's go buy some polo shirts and then drink beers on the dock all day with our cool sunglasses on. That said, he can sing and is marketable. I am sure he'll go far in the competition. A-

Michael: I think he looks really fat. Craig swears it's all muscle cause he's a personal trainer. If it's muscle, he must be juicing. He seems so sweet though. No roid rage. I am so confused. So I ponder these things, and don't really pay much attention to his performance. B+

Tim: He seems really marketable. The judges don't think he can sing though. His future on the show really depends on the strength of his grassroots campaign. B-

Todrick: What the heck kind of name is Todrick? Todd + Rick = Todrick? Crisis. He's just alright. C+

Jermaine and John are done. See ya later boyz!

AI - The Ladies

2010-03-04T10:12:00.005-05:00

I have not been good about posting. I've actually been feeling a little under the weather. This is not uncommon after a trip to New Hampshire. I run around like a crazy lady and hang out with dogs--some of which I love, others... ehh. I am super duper allergic to them though. And if I don't eat allergy medicine like candy, I end up with a cold! Lovely! So worth it though. I had a ton of fun in New Hampshire.

Something else that is making me sick, American Idol. This season is horrible!!! I am so disappointed. I watch each week hoping and believing it will be better, and it's not.

Here's what I think:

Crystal B: Great singer, not American Idol material though. Let's face it, the Sheryl Crow trend was over 10 years ago. The most the AI franchise will get out of her are some crossover fans from Lilith Fair. A-

Didi: She's alright. Lean on Me though? Are you preparing yourself to sing at 8th grade graduations? B+

Haeley: I'm with Simon on this one. Close. your. mouth. All those teeth are frightening. That and your super giddy personality make me nervous. And you can't sing Miley? B-

Katelyn: The girl can sing anything. She should drop the dramatics though. Last night's song was so slow. A-

Katie: Little Katie. She is as cute as a button, isn't she? And she can sing! I would love to hear her sing Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Miley, maybe even Beyonce. I think what the judges need to tell her is, sing someone with a younger target audience, not just sing a song by younger artist. A-

Lacey: Oh my gosh. Horrible. Boring. Annoying. D-

Lilly: She looks like a Garbage Pail Kid. It looks as though she dyes her blonde hair gray. Weird. I hate her song choices. D

Michelle: Pretty girl. She can sing. B+

Paige: Kelly Clarkson, really? It wasn't convincing. You should have "walked away" from that song. B

Siobhan: She looks like any other girl on the street. Nothing about her excites me. B-

I think Lacey gets the boot tonight. Then it's a toss-up between Siobhan and Lilly.

Two Men, and a TV Show

2010-03-01T16:55:00.006-05:00

I watch Martha Stewart's show and The View. I am not ashamed of it. I enjoy both shows. I learn something new on Martha's show and think she is hilarious. She and her guests drank throughout many of her holiday shows in December. I was like, hells yeah. I bake Christmas cookies and drink adult beverages. Great minds think alike!

The View can be a little annoying, I'll admit it. I really enjoy some of the guests though, and the celebrity gossip is fun.

Tomorrow you must record The View--two very attractive gentlemen, one show. Robert Pattinson and Mitt Romney will be appearing! That's right, tomorrow at 11am, on ABC. Record it. Set your dvr or tivo right now.

It's gonna be a heck of a lot of fun!

A Fun Project

2010-03-01T10:18:00.004-05:00

Believe it or not, there was just as much snow at my sister's camp in Maine as there is in DC. This put a damper on our outdoor plans to snowshoe, sled, etc. We found other ways to keep ourselves busy though. A card game, that I swear my younger sister made up on the fly. Ha. And we made a craft!

We made herbal neck wraps. My older sister came up with the idea through an online search. It was a super easy craft, a lot of fun, and oh so useful! Cause when you are finished, you have a scented wrap you can throw in the microwave, and then wrap around your neck for your smelling and pain easing pleasure!

What you need:
a bag of rice
about a foot and half length of fleece, doubled that is about 4 inches wide
herbs and smelly things

Basically, the fleece has to be sewn into a tube. This tube will be filled with rice and whatever nice smelling thing you would like to add. I used cloves and scent rose hips. My nieces used teabags which they opened and sprinkled into the rice. Lavender would be a great fill as well.

So you will want to eye ball the length and the width of the material. You will need enough that the tube drapes around your neck.

Sew the tube inside out. Then turn right side in when you are left with two inch opening. Fill the tube with rice and smelly things. Don't overfill, or the tube won't contour to your neck.

Sew up the hole. Put your neck wrap in the microwave for a minute. Then sit back and relax!

THE Best Seasoning Mix

2010-03-01T09:57:00.003-05:00

A lot of people claim that this or that mix is the best seasoning mix. Well, throw away your Mrs. Dash, cause I have searched high and low and I've tasted them all. This is by far the best mix out there.

Camp Mix is a blend of garlic, onion, black pepper, salt, white pepper, and celery salt. Sounds yummy, huh!?

My sister had the Original Camp Mix, at her camp in Maine. While the company is based in New Hampshire (woot, woot!), she buys the Camp Mix products at the Kittery Trading Post. You can visit their website to buy any of the Camp Mix blends and lots of other great products at www.kitterytradingpost.com.

I was told the KTP often has free shipping promos. So be sure to sign up for their mailing list!

Happy cooking!